Days in the life of a "normal" TEEN

OK...... OK....... i know my B log is an everyday read for some of you, BUT I HAVE A LIFE. haha

Well here it is. The B log of the day, the writing everyone waits for me to do. First off i would like to talk about something that was very close to my heart for like a month. A TV show I would even ditch talking to Katie for, only the most amazing spin off of survivor yet (minus Stewart Scott). DREAM JOB. Ever since I was little I always wanted a black person to win, it goes back to the days of GerVASE from survivor 1. He was my boy. So when DREAM JOB came on, I saw there were 2 black men, of course they were kicked of week 1 and week 2, like it was a scary movie, and the black people were the first to die. So when they were done, I went on to vote for the most amazing girl ever. Although I did not find her physically attractive, SHE NEW MORE ABOUT SPORTS THEN ME. Could you imagine the dinner conversation, So Bryan you hear about the redskins picking up James Thrash. I know that is a fairy tale, but for all you married man, COULD YOU IMAGINE. If I marry any girls that I have already dated or hooked up with, they will end up being Dallas fans. LAWRENCE LUCK once again, from now I will refer to that as LL. LL is mighty gay. SO ANYWAYS, back to Dream job, we made it to the final 4, and i as excited, some variety on sportscenter, so I watch it religiously
the live show and the re runs, to the point where I know what lavar is going to say before he says it. The last episode comes on, and I watch it, and at the time I forgot it was a 2 hour episode, so when it turned 10 I got excited turned it on and was like "FUCK ME" cause I forgot and missed my "dream girl" get kicked off, but that was probably for the best cause I would have broken out in tears. The last hour of show was very homos only, how is jack going to get kicked off. The biggest loser was picked, and of course fucked up his night time show with Mr. Scott. I laughed, cause I watch this show instead of playing Tiger Woods Golf (im even playing it while typing this, ricky will never beat me again) just to watch a pretty white boy win. Now don't think I hate him cause hes dating my "dream girl" Maggie, haha. But yeah it was a disappointment, and me realize how gay Stewart Scott is.

NOW... on to The cheating, lieing, using, minipulaiting bitch, that Eric still cant get over.

So this girl comes into erics life, and everything is Great for Eric. And of course Eric welcomes her into the group and we all like her (or in my case pretend to) just to find out that she has another guy. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. Now im not going to lay out all of erics business, cause that's not right, but if you happen to see Eric, or wish to IM Eric at BigE17, tell him to move his ass on, its not like he was even getting any. SHE FORGOT HOW! So yeah, lets all help Eric turn into a man and tell him to MOVE THE FUCK ON.

Well its that time again, where all of you get sad and remember the great stories in my daily B log, but I have to go, my dad is yelling at me to take out the trash, forgetting that its RAINING. Geez im a slave to this house hold, (Chris, Scott don't say a damn thing).

Have a nice night, get some play, this is B law, wrapping up his B log.

IT WAS MY BDAY WEEKEND........... cut me some slack

Sorry to all my dailey readers, i was a very busy man this weekend. Friday I played basketball, and we lost for the first time to the crew we always play because JAMAL let maybe the worst basketball player ever steal the ball and pass it down court for an open lay up. Thanks Jamal, but its only street ball. So then I go and eat dinner and get a cell phone with my parents. Its a rather nice telephone, even though its not my best friends like chrises side kick, it will do me just fine. We go see the new Adam sanlder movie, 50 first dates, and the best part of the movie is when Drew Barrymore is standing in the rain and her nipples basically POP out of her shirt to the point of my dad going "nice". Us lawrences are into boobs by the way. So we get out of the movie and my cell phone still is not activated, its been 3 hours and they told me 2, so we go back to best buy and ask them whats up, why isnt it working yet. of cource remembering my last name, that's takes 45 minutes, while ricky is waiting at my house to chill. This whole they guy gave you the wrong number, somebody else has that number, BLAH BLAH BLAH, shut the hell up and fix my phone kinda shit. We finally leave, and my parents drops me off at katies house where all these people are chilling, my best friends. Katie gives me the presents she got me, and one was a Denver Nuggets warm up jersey that reverses into the old school logo on the other side. NICE WORK KATIE, I don't think I've taken it off, secondly she got me a carmelo Anthony hat that says his name and number, which is 15. Now if you really know me, you know I am a HUGE fan of Melo, and worship him, he is my religion. I got tired of liking all Washington teams, cause flat out they are the fucking worst and are depressing to watch even in 2 minute clips on ESPN. So thumbs up to Katie, great work. So we chill, and Eric and Ashley lay in katies room the whole night, by the way, Eric got none. A dark room and he gets none, come on Big E..... I will get back to that drama later. I go home that night because I have to work the morning of my birthday. I wake up at 8 30, stroll into work at 9 while its raining, I work at Burke nursery out side, so rainy days are no fun. They walk me and my co workers through all the things we will be doing and they taught us how to fill up propane tanks, which I think I've done 1,528 times, I worked there in the winter, so this whole training session on my bday blew big balls. When I got home, after walking in the rain I might add, I realized my parents weren't home and my boys had left to get my present, so I sat all alone for like 3 hours. My friends come over, and they hand my present to me un wrapped or labeled, no pretty bows and shit, but knowing my friends that was more then the norm. They got me a Fred Smoot jersey, its so pimp. I started off being a big smoot hater, but he decided to shut his mouth and play some ball this year, so I got his back now. They said there would be more presents to come, but I doubt it, the Fred smoot jersey was enough. So skip skip through the night we chill at rickys, then watched gothyca and slepted at maynards, that's enough details of that night........ TRUST me, lets just say ricky is grounded for 3 months. So the next morning I ball some more, cross Maynard up some more, the usual, and then go inside to eat. My mom prepared me my favorite fried chicken meal, and I opened some more presents. They got me SHREDDOR to complete the WHOLE new original toys from the new cartoon. IM may have just turned 17 but im a kid at heart. I have a whole wall dedicated to ninja turtles, 3 posters and a comic book and 10 toys still in there boxes are hung on my wall, it attracks the ladys trust me........ They also got me a new fan a wallet, cause i lost my wallet with my license of course, LAWRENCE LUCK, and some other stuff. That completed my birthday weekend. Oh and I chilled with katie that night, but thats an everynight thing. For future notice, ME AND KATIE ARE NOT GOING OUT NOR DO WE HAVE FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER....... fuckers!

Im looking forward to Thursday, so I can bust out my new back spin in bowling, trust me its crucial, and if any of you are sitting there at you computers laughing cause im in a bowling league, then F you. Its fun and LB bowling represents.

Keep on reading my B logs. I know there blogs but since this is my website, we will futher know them as B logs. Thanks for reading. Have a nice day

B law.

Here you go, to everyone who is bored and wants somthing to laugh at.................

The ashley eric drama needs its own post

MRS COLMEN (my counselor) IS THE WORST..

So today i had to pick my classes for next year, and i got all excited because i was going to take Broadcast Journalism and AP English, well i come to find out that they dont offer Broadcast Journalism anymore, and so i wasted a whole year taking this Journalism class that is not fun at all and was interesting for the first 75 seconds on day 1. Since then we have watched POINTLESS W A L T E R CronKITE. And some dumb musical. The teacher is all about deadline for the kids who matter, meaning Journalism 3. Which is 3 levels above me. SO yeah a whole year for nothing but an easy A, which is not bad cause I need of all them that I can get. (that's chrises advise, hes the man when it comes to advise trust me) So then i say to my counselor, I want to take AP English.... SHE MIND AS WELL HAVE LAUGHED ME OUT OF THE ROOM. So cause I don't do little gay 10 point worksheets I cant reed fucking books and write essays. WHAT a bitch, sit there and tell me I cant do it. School is so fucking gay now adays. SO CAUSE I DON'T DO LITTLE (IM to tired to teach work) I basally fail at me teenage life. Its such bullshit, and now cause I didn't do homework I cant write ESSAYS. Its so dumb, who ever thought of highs chool is mighty gay.

Off to do some damn homework, cause HOMEWORK MAKES YOUR HIGHSCHOOL GRADE

For all you single men (and Women if your into that kinda stuff)............ rememeber this


10 Reasons a Boy Should Go After a Softball Girl
10) We have great hands
9) We are used to scoring no matter what base we're on
8) We work well with metal
7) We always use a glove
6) We don't stop until the job is over, and there's always extra innings
5) We never strike out
4) We touch every base carefully
3) We don't mind diving face first into grass
2) We don't play soccer
1) We slide into home really hard

BHC - i guess its the cool things to make up hater clubs in highschool

So today was a good day, not hard at all, i found out what the oral in spanish was so i wrote my speach before class. Oh the way teenagers get out of studying........... Anyways, last night im online and my Best freind Ricky tells me that these girl named nicole and kristin made up a club called the BHC ( bryan hater club). I was seeing BHC on there profiles and blew it off cause theres a lot of random things on profiles. So when ricky told me it ment bryan hater club i laughed and was like how rediculously immature. I was also mad because one of these girls was one of my best frineds, the other i absalutly hate and fugured she would put that in her info. Nicole decided to hate me cause she cheated on me then broke up with me then wanted me back and i didnt take her back, then gave her aditude later on in life, CAN you blame me? One saterday i tried so hard to be nice to her involve her in everythign and anything, then i get random OH I MEAN RANDOM atitude so i was liek you know what, FUCK IT, so for some reason all that = her haiting me. So thats cool i would figure she hated me over a reason like that. Now kristin on the other hand was like a sister, we had alittle history but she really had no reason to be mad, so they made that little alience as a "joke", thats always fun, i think the last thing i did somthing like that was NEVER, but yeah, it was a joke and now its over. I hope that this club helps them get into college though, they are even the finders of the club, you know my counsaler who is the worst said if you make up your own club, colleges like that shit(only she didnt say shit) but shit describes how she does her job. So to end that, here we are, nicole said she would not care if i died. HONESTLY DO ANY OF YOU EVER REMEMBER THIS SHIT, ALL THIS HIGHSCHOOL DRAMA................................... AND DRAMA THAT IS SO FUCKING RETARDED........................ Geez scott and chris if marriage is like this im not getting married.

Speaking of marriage, i would like to throw out my life plan. For some reason i have this atraction to older women, like i dont know, somthing about the doing everything you say generation turns me on, women these days all about get up your self and do it shit, but like my friends moms are all about doing what there husband says, on and there also hot. So if i marry a women who is in her 40s and is still looking amazing i will be living the high life. And since i will have had my own tv show and living the large and incharge life, when im around 50 and my wife passes away and i am sad, what could be better then a 20 year old gold digger wanting to marry me. Dont you think that is living the best of both worlds. Only knowing me, and knowing that im a LAWRENCE, i will marry a 22 year old when im 23, and she will be very independednt and tell me to get my ass of the couce and get my own damn beer....... WHY EVEN HOPE when your last name is LAWRENCE.

Well that raps up this Blog, Blog kinda sounds like Blaw, which is why my name is so tight, well for all you readers, keep in touch and keep reading.

Now signing out is your Favorite Teen writer, Bryan The BS Lawrence

So its 8 43, and im not doing a damn thing......


Now you know most kids my age are struggling to get work done, cramming info in there heads for there next upcoming test (i have a spanish oral tommarrow, thats going to kick my ass) reading there exciting novels they got from there teachers that day, and then theres me, sitting here rambaling on about my day. I am sitting here listening to some Kanye West, my new inspiration to write, Kanye has joined my top list of rappers, top 5 is now, 1. Nas 2. Tupac 3. Kanye 4. Bone Thugs 5. Method. Now those guys are the finding founders of ganster rap, i dont care what you say chris. I feel the reason i relate to ganster rap, is cause i grew up in one of the ritches countys in the nation, i got all i wanted, and i have a loving family......... are you kidding, i cant relate to "gansta rap" at all, i just like the lyrics and the beats, and have appreciation for the thug life. If you are not into rap, just liston to Nas - One Mike, or Tupac - only god can judge me now, by the end of the songs you will be feeling the beats and the lyrics.
Anyways....... to all the adults and the working men, do you rememeber that one girl that you liked, you always wish you had a chance to even chill with her, but new that you would have to cross broken down bridges, fight off alligators and escape a volcano before you could chill with her (sounds like a fear factor episode) well theres a girl like that in my life, no names will be mentioned, but it sucks when you like a girl that is 40980980984039584205 times to hot to ever give you a chance. i just thought i would bring you all back to those days of pain.

SO this weekend is my birthday, anything from cloths to cars would be nice, we will see what my firneds do for me.
Well its time for me to join the rest of my class and start doing some homework, or atleast pretend

I did not attend school today due to being sick

If you are reading this and are out of highschool, you know you rememeber those mornings when you woke up and didnt feel good but milked it for all its worth. Now im not saying i faked being sick, i didnt feel good at all, but missing school is my pook is always a plus. So today i did a lot of sleeping and eating, and playing tiger woods golf (i beat VJ singhe by the way) catching up on sports, soap operas, the prce is right, alittle jenny jones when my mom was not around to tell me to turn that shit off. The norm that a teen does when he or she stays home from school. Now my school ends at 2 10, and by 2 15 im already hearing the drama, boyfriends and girlfriends, and eric and ashley. Ashley wanting eric to come by her locker and getting upset that he doesnt, eric wanting ashley to show more effection, that kinda teen shit that everyone misses but could live with out. But there was some good news, TAYLOR AND SARAH are back together........... YAYYYYY, actualy if you are appart of my group, that is HORIBLE news. My group calls them the huggers. We hardly know them but because eric is daiting ashley and ashley is best friends with sarah, the huggers are around none stop. They come every morning take out seats our OUR lockers and have there little cuddle session. One day they were playing around, having alittle argument, and she goes "SHUT UP AND KISS ME" i think all of my fiiends either found the nearest trash can to throw up in, or rolled around on the floor laughing. Well enough being mean. This is my blog, where i will have funny stories, gay things in my day or just feel like writing


Hope you enjoy and find it comical in your complicated somtimes hard days